1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Where am I
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    Randomly thinking
     
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  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Tedious.
     
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  3. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    I'm trying to Tediousize myself, it's Fucking tough and hard Cherry P
     
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  4. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    How many stones could a stoner stone if a stoner could stone stones?
     
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  5. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I still don't understand why anybody ever bought books published by Random House.

    "Excuse me, but do you have any books put out by publishers that are a little more specific?"
     
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  6. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I wonder if other member think the forum got boring also?
     
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  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Conditional friendship isn’t really a friendship. It’s manipulation.
     
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      Everything is manipulation in one way or another
       
      Jh2, Mar 25, 2021
    2. Cherrypop
      True
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 25, 2021
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    Did I hear crickets
     
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  9. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    I'm tired of fucking smart TV's, smart 2 en 1 laundry machines smart phones and of course smart people. everything is so fucking smart, I need dumb back again on&off switches and regular old shit.
    Sorry kids Granpa is bellyaching again, give him another hit
     
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      I try to keep things simple appliances anyway just ask the toaster oh yeah you can't now let's never speak of this again
       
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    Sponges come in lots of shapes and sizes
     
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  11. bigbird

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    Firkytoodling - what a superb word
     
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  12. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    It's going to be fine
    She is strong
    She will overcome ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
     
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  13. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    What's worse a series getting so bad everyone stops watching?
    Or a series ending with no explanation
     
  14. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    I take it all back. There is such a thing as a Weasel Dick Bug Fucker.

    Dr Oz on Jeopardy.
     
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  15. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Max & Ruby’s grandma pronounces bowline wrong and as a sailor I’m dismayed :laugh:
     
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      What are you supposed to call it
       
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  16. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I'll leave it they say you're not supposed sneak up on a Christmas tree
     
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      Well, you could end up with all of his balls in your face!
       
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      Hahaha it's not hurting anybody I might leave it til July
       
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      You have to be careful if the Christmas tree sneaks up on you then impales you while it's humming O Tannenbaum.
       
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      You know it has been looking at me funny
       
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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      I took one that said I was from the New York area never been
       
      Jh2, Mar 27, 2021
  18. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I find it annoying when people use the multi quote for the post that’s directly above them. Use the comment button, instead of showing back-to-back, repeating pictures.
     
    1. slutwolf
      Quite often the comment just plain dosen't fit ,
      then you have no option if you want to make sense.

      Then there are things you can't do in comments , and again you have no option.
       
      slutwolf, Mar 27, 2021
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      No I understand that, and that’s fine.
       
      vincenzz, Mar 27, 2021
  19. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Why is that?
     
  20. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    People who have an almost perfect life and risk it for nothing. What’s that about?
     
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